Monster who is so tired they could just nap right here. Wake them up in a decade or two.

Monster who could do with some praise. Just a smidge. Please.

Monster who'd really like a royal of their own, to have and to hold

Monster who's not getting married. There's no reason to bite their head off.

Monster who is so sorry about their big sisters. They mean well. They're just... well, like that.

Monster who saw a really bright thing in the sky yesterday and hid until it was gone

Monster who wouldn't steal a car. They don't know how to drive anyway.

Monster who sent you so many omens, why didn't you do anything?

Monster who had to knock, because it seems your doorbell is broken

Monster who just had an incredible encounter they can't wait to tell you all about